After being completely ignorant to the Harry Potter fandom (I’ve experienced wrock shows, Leakycon AND the Wizarding World of Harry Potter completely oblivious) I finally sat down and watched all the Harry Potter films. Yes they were kind of amazing and I probably missed out on a very special childhood whatever shut up BUT HERMIONE. Why didn’t you get with Krum you silly bitch?? Think of how beautiful and smart your children would have been. Ron’s okay as a friend I guess but you missed out on some high quality Bulgarian beef. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
SUDDENLY I DONT FEEL SO ALONE ANYMORE